August302014

Anonymous said: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

nefertsukia:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

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how did the dude stay hard for 15 minutes under those circumstances though

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2PM

mira-of-sassgard:

flying-prussian-pugs:

rules-broken-fate-rewritten:

stickthinmodels:

feminspire:

YES!

IMPORTANT

the second one? i can buy that somewhat. the first one? breasts are sexual organs.

I SWEAR TO FUCK. NO. NO THEY ARE NOT. BREASTS ARE MEANT TO FEED BABIES. BREASTS ARE NOT MEANT FOR SEXUAL FUCKING PLEASURE. BREASTS SOLE EVOLUTIONARY PURPOSE ARE TO FEED THE YOUNG, NOT TO HUMOUR MEN IN BED.

Preach

(Source: the-real-f-word-feminism, via bilbo-swiggity-swaggins)

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1PM
people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

(Source: 1kidsentertainment, via deanshuggybear)

12PM
babygoatsandfriends:

He was a skater goat
She said see ya later goat
He wasn’t goat enough for her
She turns on the computer screen
Guess what she sees
Skater goat rockin the tumblr scene

babygoatsandfriends:

He was a skater goat

She said see ya later goat

He wasn’t goat enough for her

She turns on the computer screen

Guess what she sees

Skater goat rockin the tumblr scene

(Source: babygoatsandfriends, via lucifersnipple)

11AM

blasianxbri:

huffingtonpost:

Matt Damon Does Ice Bucket Challenge With Toilet Water For 800 Million Without Clean H2O

Matt Damon was conflicted when friends Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck called on him to complete the ALS ice bucket challenge.

Find out who Damon challenges here. 

props.

(via bilbo-swiggity-swaggins)

10AM
10AM
duotheist:

ivoryunknown:

oh my god I’ve reblogged this so many times and I’ve never noticed the cuts on his wrist.

this is very powerful okay this is just i don’t know but it is powerful okay.

duotheist:

ivoryunknown:

oh my god I’ve reblogged this so many times and I’ve never noticed the cuts on his wrist.

this is very powerful okay this is just i don’t know but it is powerful okay.

(Source: bringmethetaco, via olivers-ykes)

9AM

"Do you consider yourself a feminist?"
“I don’t really think about things as guys versus girls. I never have. I was raised by parents who brought me up to think if you work as hard as guys, you can go far in life.”

- Taylor Swift 2012

"As a teenager, I didn’t understand that saying you’re a feminist is just saying that you hope women and men will have equal rights and equal opportunities. What it seemed to me, the way it was phrased in culture, society, was that you hate men. And now, I think a lot of girls have had a feminist awakening because they understand what the word means."

- Taylor Swift 2014

(via valleyfair)

(Source: mjwatson, via leslieroomel)

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7AM

When I was in the hospital
I was roomed with a schizophrenic
And she was the most gentle person I have ever met
There was a boy with a long deep slit across his neck
Who told very funny jokes
A girl who never spoke a word
Would draw the most beautiful pictures
The boy who shook with anxiety
Could hold the most intelligent conversations
Even the girl who screamed in her sleep and picked at her skin
Had a heart the size of the ocean
We are not who you think we are

(Source: dabhabit, via dance-mosh-scream-rock)

6AM
olivers-ykes:

tBH THE BAE IS THE ACTUAL BEST AND U CANT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

olivers-ykes:

tBH THE BAE IS THE ACTUAL BEST AND U CANT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

(via dance-mosh-scream-rock)

August292014
“No, I’m not ok. But I haven’t been ok since I was 11, maybe 12. I am still here though.
I’m still breathing. For me, sometimes, that will have to be enough” Clementine Von Radics (via unabashinglyme)

(Source: vomitbrat, via dance-mosh-scream-rock)

9PM

unofficialdragon:

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

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(via canyouhearthebansheecry)

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