Anonymous said: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.
how did the dude stay hard for 15 minutes under those circumstances though
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2.i seem to be the only one who knows how use a debit machine
3.how to talk to good looking guys without totally making a fool of
4. I hate old people
5. people care why to much about money
6. People have no lives
7. Being a cashier…
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